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Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I ' m schizophrenic

And so am I

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How can you tell when Barbie has her period?

Q: How can you tell when Barbie has her period?

A: Your tic tacs are missing.

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Scribbled across a toilette wall

Scribbled across a toilette wall:
To be is to do - Jean Paul Sartre
To do is to be - Karl Marx
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?

Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

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A number of years ago...

A number of years ago, in Belfast, a man was accosted by some ruffians.
"Catholic or Protestant?" he was queried in a threatening manner.
Not knowing which group had stopped him, the man cleverly replied:
"Atheist!"
The head of the toughs moved in closer and snarled:
"Yes, but which God don't you believe in, the Catholic or the Protestant one?"

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George Bush is so stupid...

George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder.

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Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?

A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.

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When the media does it...

When the media does it, it's called "news coverage." When an individual does it, it's called "stalking."

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One Monday morning...

One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route. At the first stop, he picked up a fat little girl. Grover asked, "What's your name?" "Patty" she replied. She had a seat in the back of the bus.
On the next stop there was a handicapped boy named Ross. All the kids called him "Special Ross."
Then a young man named Lester Cheese loaded onto the bus, sat down, took off his shoes and began picking at his bunyons.
Finally the last stop came up, and another chubby little girl got on. Grover had never met her, so he asked her her name and her name was also Patty.  read more »

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