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What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

Flaming Lips!

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How did disco die?

How did disco die ? ?

In the disco inferno .

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What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

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What is Moby Dick's father's name?

What is Moby Dick' s father's name ?

Papa Boner .

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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: "It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?"
-- Vanna White, "Wheel of Fortune" co-star

On Standards, the Mega-Rich and: "I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross."
-- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question about what she was paid to direct and star in The Mirror Has Two Faces

On Disco Music, Importance of: "God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful."
-- Donna Summer, disco singer  read more »

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What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

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Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."

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How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

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What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.

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