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Is this Giganta

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?

Oh, grand! It's Bond.

James Bond? O07?

Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdeveloped reptilian brain and a predilection for man-eating octopi launching bazookas?  read more »

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What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

A top that comes down easily!

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What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?

What is 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?

Bo Derek getting older...

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Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?

Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?

They always have a thumb up their a$$!

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What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

Flaming Lips!

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How did disco die?

How did disco die ? ?

In the disco inferno .

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What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?

A dog that will chew your arm off but then run for help!

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What is Moby Dick's father's name?

What is Moby Dick' s father's name ?

Papa Boner .

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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: "It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?"
-- Vanna White, "Wheel of Fortune" co-star

On Standards, the Mega-Rich and: "I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross."
-- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question about what she was paid to direct and star in The Mirror Has Two Faces

On Disco Music, Importance of: "God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful."
-- Donna Summer, disco singer  read more »

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What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

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