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What is Moby Dick's father's name?

What is Moby Dick' s father's name ?

Papa Boner .

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On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: "It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?"
-- Vanna White, "Wheel of Fortune" co-star

On Standards, the Mega-Rich and: "I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross."
-- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question about what she was paid to direct and star in The Mirror Has Two Faces

On Disco Music, Importance of: "God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful."
-- Donna Summer, disco singer  read more »

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What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

Q: What's the connection between The Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

A: They both travel around Uranus looking for clingons.

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Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two: One to change the lightbulb, the other to say, "I can do that."

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How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

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What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.

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Elvis vs. Jesus

* JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd.
* JESUS was a carpenter. ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop.
* JESUS was part of the Trinity. ELVIS' very first band was a trio.
* JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
* JESUS is a Capricorn. (December 25) ELVIS is a Capricorn. (January 8)
* JESUS was the lamb of God. ELVIS had mutton chop sideburns.
* JESUS' Father is everywhere. ELVIS' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.  read more »

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What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?

Some say Elvis is still alive.

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In All the Land

Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.

Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."

Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."

Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."

The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.

Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."

Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."  read more »

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