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But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant -- using a donkey as the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated its sexual organs and appealed in vain for a doctor to perform the operation. Apparently the third time so annoyed his family that his son shot him in the leg.

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Yo mama's so ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, when God was giving out looks she was hanging out with Whoopi Goldberg!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot ?

Because Donald Ducked.

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Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

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World’s thinnest books

20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LIFE’S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
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Is this Giganta

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?

Oh, grand! It's Bond.

James Bond? O07?

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What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?

A top that comes down easily!

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What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?

What is 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?

Bo Derek getting older...

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Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?

Why don’t sock puppets ever get anything done?

They always have a thumb up their a$$!

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