Entertainment Jokes

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

You wind it up and it plays with your kids!

But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant -- using a donkey as the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated its sexual organs and appealed in vain for a doctor to perform the operation. Apparently the third time so annoyed his family that his son shot him in the leg.

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Yo mama's so ugly, when God was giving out looks she was hanging out with Whoopi Goldberg!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot ?

Because Donald Ducked.

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

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