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What's wrinkled and smells like ginger?

What' s wrinkled and smells like ginger ?

Fred Astaire's face.

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What do you call the Xerox of a boner?

What do you call the Xerox of a boner?

Hard Copy.

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Yo mama's so dumb

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

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Yo Mama''so fat...

Yo Mama''so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

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What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

Jesus was only resurrected once.

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Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

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Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

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Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

You wind it up and it plays with your kids!

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