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Yo Mama''so fat...

Yo Mama''so fat she was on Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake at the same time.

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What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?

Jesus was only resurrected once.

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Tonto and the Lone Ranger

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."

The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"

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Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

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Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

You wind it up and it plays with your kids!

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Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant -- using a donkey as the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated its sexual organs and appealed in vain for a doctor to perform the operation. Apparently the third time so annoyed his family that his son shot him in the leg.

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Yo mama's so ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, when God was giving out looks she was hanging out with Whoopi Goldberg!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot ?

Because Donald Ducked.

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