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Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?

She had an 'F' in sex.

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What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?

What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?

They both come in a Posh box!

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What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

Icey dead people.

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What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?

A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.

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Clinton vs Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:

Titanic: $9.99 on the Internet
Clinton: $9.99 on the Internet

Titanic: over 3 hours long
Clinton: over 3 hours long

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: villain - White Star Line
Clinton: villain - Ken Starr

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a B.S. artist

Titanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill  read more »

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How did Captain Hook die?

How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

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How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?

Q: How do you keep Alec Baldwin from drowning?
A1: You take your foot off his head.
A2: Get the lead out of his ass.
A3: Chisel the concrete off his feet.

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What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish?

What advice does Cool Breeze give the fish?

"Watch for the Hook."

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What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?

What did the man in the big yellow hat have to do every day when Curious George broke a glass or a plate?

Spank his monkey.

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What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

A good driver.

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