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What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

"How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh!

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What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!

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What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.  read more »

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Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?

Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?

She had an 'F' in sex.

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What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?

What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?

They both come in a Posh box!

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What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

Icey dead people.

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