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What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?

What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?

Hanson.

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A blonde bought an a.m. radio...

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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Britney Spears had just bought her new car...

Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.

Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"

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What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

What did the blonde say to the rock n' roller?

"How awesome is Britney Spears?!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh!

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What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!

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What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

What's the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead member of the Backstreet Boys?

There are skid marks in front of the possum.

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.  read more »

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