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Barbie Turns 40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new century. And they've been 40 full, rich years. She began as a glamorous airline stewardess when she was introduced at Toy Fair in 1959.She soared into space as an astronaut in 1974, ran for president in 1992, and, in 1997, she bore disability bravely, folding her first-ever bending legs into a wheelchair to become a role model once again for a newly identified market.  read more »

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What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?

What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?

Islands In The Stream.

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Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

1. The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted English muffin
2. The Howard Stern: 1 cocktail weenie and 2 matzo balls in fermented tuna fish pita
3. The Michael Jackson: Flour-drenched pepper steak on Emmanuel Lewis bialy, with Bubbles sauce
4. The Ben Affleck: Dense slabs of yellow-flavored cheese and iceberg lettuce on supermarket white bread
5. Gwyneth Paltrow: Steamed chives and a Tic-Tac on fat-free Saltines
6. The Jim Carrey: Virginia baked ham and black forest ham, served between two slices of maple cured ham, with ham sauce  read more »

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What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?

Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?

A. They both have big woofers.

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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"

Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

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What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!

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What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?

They both come with plastic jugs

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How do you know when your bass player arrives?

Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?

A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!

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Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.

Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."

Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"

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What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?

A: They both took 410 days to be erected.

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