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What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?

Q. What do Britney Spears and a stereo have in common?

A. They both have big woofers.

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Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"

Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

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What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!

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What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?

What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?

They both come with plastic jugs

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How do you know when your bass player arrives?

Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?

A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!

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Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.

Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."

Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"

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What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?

A: They both took 410 days to be erected.

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What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?

What's blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?

Hanson.

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A blonde bought an a.m. radio...

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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Britney Spears had just bought her new car...

Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.

Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"

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