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One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God...

One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God. He goes up to his mother and asks, "Well, son, he''''s a boy and a girl"

Not really know what to say the mother just says, "Well, son, he''''s black and white."

So he asks his mother, "Mom, is God black or white?"

Again not really knowing what to say, the mother tells her son, "Well ,son, he''''s black and white."

So the little boy looks at his mother as though he finally understands and says, "Ohhhh, I didn''''t know that God was Michael Jackson!"

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What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?

What do Brittany Spears and PEPSI have in common?
They both have plastic juggs.

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People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read.

2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues.

3. America''s Oil Companies
For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don''t mix.

4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon
For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other.

5. Bill Gates  read more »

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My computer is like Britney Spears

My computer is like Britney Spears: cheap, white, and plastic.

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P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem

P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."

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Scribbled across a restroom wall

Scribbled across a restroom wall:
God is dead - Nietzsche

Underneath that:
Nietzsche is dead - God

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get back your wife, your dog, your truck...

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Barbie Turns 40

Yes, it's hard to believe, but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new century. And they've been 40 full, rich years. She began as a glamorous airline stewardess when she was introduced at Toy Fair in 1959.She soared into space as an astronaut in 1974, ran for president in 1992, and, in 1997, she bore disability bravely, folding her first-ever bending legs into a wheelchair to become a role model once again for a newly identified market.  read more »

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What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?

What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke?

Islands In The Stream.

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Bottom 50 Celebrity Sandwiches

1. The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted English muffin
2. The Howard Stern: 1 cocktail weenie and 2 matzo balls in fermented tuna fish pita
3. The Michael Jackson: Flour-drenched pepper steak on Emmanuel Lewis bialy, with Bubbles sauce
4. The Ben Affleck: Dense slabs of yellow-flavored cheese and iceberg lettuce on supermarket white bread
5. Gwyneth Paltrow: Steamed chives and a Tic-Tac on fat-free Saltines
6. The Jim Carrey: Virginia baked ham and black forest ham, served between two slices of maple cured ham, with ham sauce  read more »

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