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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

What ' s Snoop Dogg ' s favorite weather ?

Drizzle!

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What's green and smells like pork?

What' s green and smells like pork ?

Kermit's finger

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

A: The Captain's log.

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Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

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What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?

What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?

You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.

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Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?

Did you know that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have a new non-profit organization?

It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

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What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.

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Martin Scorscese is interviewing three action heros for his new movie...

Martin Scorscese is interviewing three action heros for his new movie, they are Arnold Schwarzenneger, Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. Pitching his movie he says, "This is gonna be an action flick with a twist...all three leads will be famous musical composers."

After some thought all three stars agree it's a new concept for an action flick and decide to get involved. In turn, Scorscese asks each star who they would like to play.  read more »

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Britney Spears, George W. Bush, Pavarotti, the Pope, and a boy scout.

There were five people on a crashing air plane. Britney Spears, George W. Bush, Pavarotti, the Pope, and a boy scout. There were only four parachutes, not enough for the five important people on board, so they had to decide who would be left. President Bush said he should go first since he is the president of the greatest country in the world. So he jumps and lands safely. Then Pavarotti says that he has the greatest voice in the world so jumps and parachutes to safety. Britney Spears says she's a role model for young girls, a sex icon, and the smartest woman in the world so she jumps out.  read more »

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Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs...

Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the oppurtunity to walk only if they convince ten other guys not to do drugs. They both agree and set off. The first male comes back and says "I got the ten guys, but it wasn't easy". The cop asks how he did it. "I drew a large circle and then a small circle and said the large circle was your brain and the small circle was your brain on drugs." The second male comes back and says "I got 42 guys to quit drugs!" The cop impressed, asks how did he do it?  read more »

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