Entertainment Jokes

your moms so dumm i told her to take the 6 train she took the 3 two times

Why did the man crosss the road ?
So he could Get a coco pie shop

An alien crash landed on earth, and he went to a store and all he heard was me, me , me. He went to another store and all he heard was forks and knifes, forks and knifes, finally he went to a 3rd store and heard goodie goodie gumdrops. Later that night he went to a crime scene, the police ask him do you know who did this, he reliped me, me, me.  read more »

there were 3 boys named s*it, shut up, and maners. one day the boys are walking threw a field and s*it fell into a hole, so shut up says to maners, i`ll look for help and you try to get him out.

about 5 minuts later shut up found a house, he goes up and rings the doorbell, a little old lady answers the door and says, hello whats your name?
the boy says, shut up!  read more »

Q. What' the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. A washing machine won't chase after you after you dump your load.

Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. Two, if you slice them thinly enough.

There was a plane with 152 people on it then the plane crashed and everyone died !
Where will you put the survivors ?

The answer is on the bottom of the page !

Answer : There was none !

why did the robber go to the shower after he commit a crime.
a:to get a clean getaway.
thanks

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel. The first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?"
The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."
The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"