Entertainment Jokes

yo momma is so nasty she throw ice down her draws to keep the crabs fresh
yo momma so fat when she cannonball in da pool she make a sunami
yo mamma so hairy she make cavemen look like they got a clean cut
yo momma so stupid her IQ came back negative

there was a new boy at a school the teacher asked him wat is ur name.he said butt itches.she said really wat is ur name if u dont tell me ur goin to the office.he said butt itches.she said go to the office.he went and the princibal said wat is ur name he said butt itches.so he got susspended so one day he was walkin home and got shot.they were at his funeral the mom walked up nd said my poor butt  read more »

yomoma is so fat she went to seaworld 2 get bapitized

an 80 year old women is planning on killing herself, so she takes her gun and calls her doctor to see exactly where her heart was and he says its right under her left breast. 3 minutes later there was a 911 call the an 80 year old woman shot herself in the knee.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck

your moms so dumm i told her to take the 6 train she took the 3 two times

Why did the man crosss the road ?
So he could Get a coco pie shop

An alien crash landed on earth, and he went to a store and all he heard was me, me , me. He went to another store and all he heard was forks and knifes, forks and knifes, finally he went to a 3rd store and heard goodie goodie gumdrops. Later that night he went to a crime scene, the police ask him do you know who did this, he reliped me, me, me.  read more »

there were 3 boys named shit, shut up, and maners. one day the boys are walking threw a field and shit fell into a hole, so shut up says to maners, i`ll look for help and you try to get him out.

about 5 minuts later shut up found a house, he goes up and rings the doorbell, a little old lady answers the door and says, hello whats your name?
the boy says, shut up!  read more »

Q. What' the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. A washing machine won't chase after you after you dump your load.

Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. Two, if you slice them thinly enough.