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Cowboy Jokes

Yee-ha! #3

Q. Why are shoppers for clothes and being a cowboy alike?

A. Because you can get 'em in any style you want.

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Yee-ha! #2

Q. Why did the supermodel hate it when the cowboy rode the horse?

A. She envied the horse!

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Yee-ha!

Q. Why is a cowboy and an egg alike?

A. Because they both get laid!

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two dumb mans

there were two cowboys walking on the railroad they were just walking and then the first man said that looks like joe's leg the second man said that is joe's leg then the first man said that lookes like Joe's arm the second man said that is Joe's hand then finally the first man said that looks like joe's head the sacond man picked him up by the ears and said while shacking Joe are you ok!!!!

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A cowboy rode into town

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.  read more »

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Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The  read more »

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The eastern lady...

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "Whats the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I dont believe I want to ride."

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row...

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.""Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, whats your last request?""That you kill me first."

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