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Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?

A. They'd break.

Q. Why don't they use condoms with stronger material that wouldn't break?

A. Metal ones would be uncomfortable!

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Q. What's the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?

A. One kicks the other scores.

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Q. Why are tapeworms and cowboys similar?

A. Because they go inside of you and mess you up!

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Q. Why is a hammer and a cowboy similar?

A. When they're nailing against the wall in another room they both make the same sound!

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Q. Why are saloons and girls similar?

A. Because they're always open to cowboys

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Q. Why don't the actresses scream when the killer ties them up in wild western movies?

A. Because they begged him to.

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Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?

A. They're always on top.

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Q. Why are supermodels and dogs similar?

A. When they jump at a cowboy and he says "Get down!" they obey.

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Q. Why is watering the garden and being a cowboy fun?

A. You get to spray things.

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