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THIS BOY GOES TO HIS TEACHER AND SHE ASKS WHATS YOUR NAME,HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN SHE SAYS I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL THEN HE SAYS FINE AND THEN THE PRINCIPAL ASKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME THEN HE SAID HIS NAME THREE TIMES THEN THE PRINCIPAL SAYS TO SIT OUTSIDE THEN A MIRED COMES AND SAYS WHATS YOUR NAME KID HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN THE MIRED STABBED HIM IN THE HART THEN HE RAN HOME AND HE SAID  read more »

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Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?

A. They'd break.

Q. Why don't they use condoms with stronger material that wouldn't break?

A. Metal ones would be uncomfortable!

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Q. What's the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?

A. One kicks the other scores.

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Q. Why are tapeworms and cowboys similar?

A. Because they go inside of you and mess you up!

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Q. Why is a hammer and a cowboy similar?

A. When they're nailing against the wall in another room they both make the same sound!

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Q. Why are saloons and girls similar?

A. Because they're always open to cowboys

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Q. Why don't the actresses scream when the killer ties them up in wild western movies?

A. Because they begged him to.

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Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?

A. They're always on top.

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Q. Why are supermodels and dogs similar?

A. When they jump at a cowboy and he says "Get down!" they obey.

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