Blonde Jokes

what did the blonde say 2 the waitress(as she read her name tag)?????

debbie.....ohh thats cute what the others name....=)

there was a homeless man on the srteet and a blondy asked how can i help you the guy said can you buy me an hotdog the blonde went to the animial shelter and said can i have a hot dog the worker siad how about sparky the blond picked up the dog and siad hes not hot

how do you make a blonde drown?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
AHAHAHAHahaha

A blonde walks into a shop and says hello whats up?
the shop keeper says nothing much what have u been doing today
the blonde says i have been feeling a bit sick
the shop keeper says poor u
the blonde dies
the shop keeper shoots her
he shoots her to make sure she is dead and tht she is not going to steel something from his $2 shop

There was a blonde red head and brunette. They are all stuck on an island (100 m away from main land) the brunette says I have had it I am going back so she swims 20 m and says I have had enough so she goes back 2 the island then the red head says I have had enough so she swims only 30m and the goes back then the blonde has a go and gets 50m across but then goes back!!