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blondes and their convertables

these four blonds went shoping they got out of the car and lockeed the door and went shoping when they came back they put the bags in the car and tried to open their doors then they all sayed my door is locked i can't get in

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Sorry for hitting you.

a blonde and a burnett were talking and the burnett says sorry i hit you she says you never hitt me and she scockted her right in the arm the blonde says what was that for she said it was just a joke.  read more »

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a blonde goes to buy a tv

A Blonde goes to buy a tv and the shop keeper "says no because you are blonde", so the blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown.

Then the next day the Blonde goes to the shop again and says "can i buy a tv" the shop keeper says "no because you was blonde", so then she goes and shaves all her hair off.  read more »

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blonde dead

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

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blonde shower

How does a blonde guy take a shower?
He pees against the wind.

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blondes bad day

How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?
Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

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1 blonde and 2 brunette

1 blonde and 2 brunette escaped from prison and they all see 3 sack so they hide in them when the cops walk by they deside to kick them to check...
first they kick the brunette's bag she goes ''ruff ruff'' so they think its a dog they kick the other brunette's bad she goes ''moew'' so they think it is a cat thn they kick the blonde's bag and she goes ''potato's''

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Smart Blonde And Santa

One Day Santa and a smart blond jumped off a cliff who would hit the ground first?

None, Cause A smart blond and santa don't Exist

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Why did the blonde take longer to hit the ground?

Q:A brunette and a Blonde jumped off a cliff, why did the blonde take longer to hit the ground?

A:The blonde stopped to ask for directions.

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A blonde robs a bank

One day a blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank. The brunette comes up with the perfect plan. She tells the blonde girl to be in and out in less than 5 minutes. So they go to the bank and the blonde runs in. 5 minutes pass and then 7 and then 9. Finally 10 minutes later she comes out dragging a safe on a rope.  read more »

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