Blonde Jokes

a brunette girl was standing at a bus stop ,she was jumping in and out of the road saying 99 99 99
a blonde girl come over and says thats fun ill do it aswell

so they both were jumping in the road and then a bus comes the brunette steps back and the blonde jumped in and(SMACK) the bus hit her

and the brunette girl says 100

from matty coe

There was a blonde who was sick and tired of everyone saying the blondes were dumb.  read more »

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They were on this magical mountain and whatever they said they would turn in to.
When the brunette went down she said a bird, and she flew away.
When the red head went down she said butterfly, and she flew away.
But when the blonde went down, she tripped over a rock and said, "CRAP!"

There was a burnette red headed and a blonde.They were in a barn. they heard the farmer coming so they hid. the burnette hid behind the cow the red headed hid behind the pig the blonde hid behind the sack of potatoes.  read more »

what did the blonde say 2 the waitress(as she read her name tag)?????

debbie.....ohh thats cute what the others name....=)

there was a homeless man on the srteet and a blondy asked how can i help you the guy said can you buy me an hotdog the blonde went to the animial shelter and said can i have a hot dog the worker siad how about sparky the blond picked up the dog and siad hes not hot

how do you make a blonde drown?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
AHAHAHAHahaha

A blonde walks into a shop and says hello whats up?
the shop keeper says nothing much what have u been doing today
the blonde says i have been feeling a bit sick
the shop keeper says poor u
the blonde dies
the shop keeper shoots her
he shoots her to make sure she is dead and tht she is not going to steel something from his $2 shop

There was a blonde red head and brunette. They are all stuck on an island (100 m away from main land) the brunette says I have had it I am going back so she swims 20 m and says I have had enough so she goes back 2 the island then the red head says I have had enough so she swims only 30m and the goes back then the blonde has a go and gets 50m across but then goes back!!

these four blonds went shoping they got out of the car and lockeed the door and went shoping when they came back they put the bags in the car and tried to open their doors then they all sayed my door is locked i can't get in