Blonde Jokes

how do you make a blonde drown?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
AHAHAHAHahaha

A blonde walks into a shop and says hello whats up?
the shop keeper says nothing much what have u been doing today
the blonde says i have been feeling a bit sick
the shop keeper says poor u
the blonde dies
the shop keeper shoots her
he shoots her to make sure she is dead and tht she is not going to steel something from his $2 shop

There was a blonde red head and brunette. They are all stuck on an island (100 m away from main land) the brunette says I have had it I am going back so she swims 20 m and says I have had enough so she goes back 2 the island then the red head says I have had enough so she swims only 30m and the goes back then the blonde has a go and gets 50m across but then goes back!!

these four blonds went shoping they got out of the car and lockeed the door and went shoping when they came back they put the bags in the car and tried to open their doors then they all sayed my door is locked i can't get in

a blonde and a burnett were talking and the burnett says sorry i hit you she says you never hitt me and she scockted her right in the arm the blonde says what was that for she said it was just a joke.  read more »

A Blonde goes to buy a tv and the shop keeper "says no because you are blonde", so the blonde goes home and dyes her hair brown.

Then the next day the Blonde goes to the shop again and says "can i buy a tv" the shop keeper says "no because you was blonde", so then she goes and shaves all her hair off.  read more »

How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

How does a blonde guy take a shower?
He pees against the wind.

How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day?
Her tampon’s behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.

1 blonde and 2 brunette escaped from prison and they all see 3 sack so they hide in them when the cops walk by they deside to kick them to check...
first they kick the brunette's bag she goes ''ruff ruff'' so they think its a dog they kick the other brunette's bad she goes ''moew'' so they think it is a cat thn they kick the blonde's bag and she goes ''potato's''