Blind Jokes

One day a normal person was about to have a shower when she heard a knock on her door. She put on a towel and walked down and saw a clown standing there. I opened the door, then the clown said please congratulate me, I am rich. great the girl replied.  read more »

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."  read more »

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Why don't blind people skydive?  read more »