Bar Room Jokes

there were a man and a woman sitting at a bar. the man was slowly sipping his beer with a smile on his face. The woman notice how he was smiling odly from nothing. and so she asked him "hey, why are you smiling?"
the man replied "well because of this beer, its magic beer!"
so the women obviusly says "Yeah right!"
the man says "No really, I'll prove it!" he takes a sip of his bear and then,  read more »

Little Girl In The Park Crying
Man Says Whats Wrong
"I have been touched by a man "
So He Touches Her
The same happens the next day but she says I have never been fucked by a man
So he chucks her wheel chair in the pond and says now your fucked.

a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar.  read more »

a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar.  read more »

i dont drink smoke or swear.

f.ck i left my smokes at the bar

This man with slight mental problems walks into a bar, to see three other men.
This man's mental problems is that he is very random.
So he walks up to the first guy, with brown hair, who is sober, and touches his nose and says, "Bip, bop on the nose." The guy gives him a funny look.  read more »

we all know that women with big boobs work at hooters!!! right so where does one work with one leg???
Answer: I-hop

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."

The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"

The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque."  read more »