Bar Room Jokes

a guy walks into a bar and goes up to a girl with red hair.

guy:why is your hair that colour?

girl with red hair:its natural.

the guy now goes to a girl with brown hair.

guy:why is your hair that colour?

girl with brown hair:its natural.

the guy then walks up to a girl with blonde hair and green hair at the bottom.

guy:why is your hair that colour?  read more »

one guy walked into a bar, and the other guy ducked

there were a man and a woman sitting at a bar. the man was slowly sipping his beer with a smile on his face. The woman notice how he was smiling odly from nothing. and so she asked him "hey, why are you smiling?"
the man replied "well because of this beer, its magic beer!"
so the women obviusly says "Yeah right!"
the man says "No really, I'll prove it!" he takes a sip of his bear and then,  read more »

a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar.  read more »

a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.
he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the back, if you can make him laff you can keep the jar.  read more »

i dont drink smoke or swear.

f.ck i left my smokes at the bar

This man with slight mental problems walks into a bar, to see three other men.
This man's mental problems is that he is very random.
So he walks up to the first guy, with brown hair, who is sober, and touches his nose and says, "Bip, bop on the nose." The guy gives him a funny look.  read more »

we all know that women with big boobs work at hooters!!! right so where does one work with one leg???
Answer: I-hop

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."