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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

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Yo mama so dirty...

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

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How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3

That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmasetts and try to prove me wrong.

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What Does Legolas feed his horse?

Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse ?

A: Elf-elf-a .

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A duck walks into a bar

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any bananas?"
He gets thrown out.
He comes in the next day and asks the same thing, "got any bananas?"
Again, he gets the bums rush.
This goes on for several days until the bartender has had enough of this crap and screams,
"If you ever set foot in the bar again, I am gonna nail your stupid feet to the floor and rip your beak off!" Then the duck is thrown out into the street.

The very next day the duck once again enters the bar and walks up to the bartender.
"Hey buddy! Got any NAILS?" asks the duck  read more »

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Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Why did God stop making pegasuses?

Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.

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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab...

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab. On their first night out they find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.

The next day they find an entire field full of female rabbits. They all do what rabbits do best, and the trio sleep throughout the night.

The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says the first one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little girl rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

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How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?
Marry her.

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Two lions are walking along the beach.

Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"

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Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack

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