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What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?

What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?

Bison!

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Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

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What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!

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Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

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Bears

One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear.
Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear.
"I dont want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!" said baby bear.
"Then, you can live with papa bear" said the judge.
Baby bear started to cry even harder the judge asked him, "Whats wrong?" Baby bear replied, " I dont want to live with papa bear he abuses me even more than mama bear does."
"Then who do you want to live with?" asked the judge.  read more »

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Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?

Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

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Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

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Helen Keller’s Dog

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

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Jesus is watchin you.

This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of nowhere he hears,"Jesus is watchin you."
He looks around, but doesn't see anything, so he goes into the next room. He starts looking around in the dressers and closets, then hears the same voice again,"Jesus is watchin you."  read more »

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