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Why did the fish cross the sea?

Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!

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Why did the fish cross the river?

Why did the fish cross the river?
To get to its school

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In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

In a School science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar full of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar full of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar full of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar full of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - died.

The second worm in the cigarette smoke - died.

The third worm in the sperm - died.

The fourth worm in the soil - was alive.

So the science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from this experiment."  read more »

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Osama and Saddam

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road

Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road the the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying ifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.

The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!"  read more »

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse...

Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now." Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

Polar bear babies.

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How do you compliment a donkey?

How do you compliment a donkey ?

"Hey, nice ass !"

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Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"

Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"

Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

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How do you talk to a fish?

How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.

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