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PAT ON THE HEAD!!!!

A boy sat under a cow and what did he get?

a pat on the head!!!!

DID YOU GET IT!!!!Pat is cow poo

sorry if it is afencive

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What a Touching Story

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!

What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.funeskape.com/jokes/?go=cats&cat=Animal%20Jokes

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THE TURTLES

Q. WHAT DID THE FEMAIL SNAIL SAY 2 THE MALE SNAIL WHEN THEY WERE HAVING SEX

A. FASTER FASTER FASTER

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chicken

Why did the chicken cross th road???

To get away from K.F.C a.k.a kentucky fried chicken. ha ha ha ha :)

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RooStErz

There Is A Normall Rooster a Dumb Rooster and a gay Rooster.
The Normall Roster says "Cock A Doodle doo"
The Dumb Rooster Says "Doodle Doodle Cock"
The Gay Rooster Says "Any Cock Will Do"

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