Animal Jokes

one day handicap henry went to the retarded zoo where monkys smoked pot and elephants were prositutes so he went to see the drunk pigs then he heard someone said eh want some beer so henry turned around and saw a aligater with a ciggerette bottle of beer henry said mommy said beer is 4 gay people and smoking gives u explosive diarea so the aligator pulls out a bannana and says ill pull the tri  read more »

why did the chicken cross the road?????

to get to your house...

*knock knock*

"who's there"

the chicken!!!

why did the chicken cross the road....

cause it was already on the road and there was a car coming and he didn't want to die!!!!!

why do u think an elphant is smaller then the big elphant

becase it is a small elphant and dosnt under stand

One day there was a wite dude, a black dude, and a mexican.They all had to get home to their families.But when they came across a swmp they saw a crocodile.The black dude said "It's just a crocodile,I have to get home!" So he went down in the muck,but the crocodile ate him.Then the wite dude did the same and got eaten.  read more »

• WHAT DID THE FEMAIL SNAIL SAY 2 THE MALE SNAIL WHEN THEY WERE HAVING SEX ,FASTER, FASTER, FASTER

why do elephants go swimming?

to get there trunks wet!!!!!! lol:)

A woman walks into a petshop and sees a
beautiful parot that costs 50 dollars.
she asks the manager why so little?
he replies, "it came from a house of prostitution, and has kind of a vulgar mouth.
she decides to buy it anyways. she brings it
in her house and sets it's cage by the front
door. the bird says, "new house, new maddam.
then her daughters come home from school.  read more »

A guy named David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a expletive. Those that wern't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change thebird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example.  read more »

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sleeper
kiooer

dad i feel like kibble
ahah says dad
DAD DON'T LAUGH! :p Jokes
that was hi-larry-ass