Funny Jokes

Friends Links:Which One Is Funnier?
.:. Newest Jokes
.:. Best Jokes
.:. Animal Jokes(162)
.:. Aviation Jokes(1)
.:. Bar Room Jokes(80)
.:. Blonde Jokes(27)
.:. Christmas Jokes(6)
.:. Computer Jokes(2)
.:. Entertainment Jokes(325)
.:. Ethnic Jokes(63)
.:. Father Jokes(2)
.:. Food Jokes(3)
.:. Heaven Jokes(2)
.:. Jewish Jokes(1)
.:. Lawyer Jokes(102)
.:. Marriage Jokes(2)
.:. Medical jokes(2)
.:. Military Jokes(44)
.:. Mother Jokes(1)
.:. Music Jokes(2)
.:. Office Jokes(1)
.:. Parent Jokes(1)
.:. Police Jokes(1)
.:. Political jokes(135)
.:. Religious Jokes(0)
.:. School Jokes(0)
.:. Science Jokes(0)
.:. Sex Jokes(19)
.:. Sports Jokes(159)
.:. Travel Jokes(0)
.:. True Stories(0)
.:. Women Jokes(38)
.:. Work jokes(0)
.:. Yo Mama Jokes(79)


Sudoku puzzle



Ethnic Jokes

Sho Is a Wonder

One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"

Liza Jane was startled and said, "No Rastus you cain't!"

Well Rastus persisted and persisted till finally Liza Jane said, "Alright if'n it will shut you up you can."

So Rastus looks up her dress and sees that see has no panties on to which he exclaims, "Sho is a wonder!"

Well the bus shows up and they gets on.

Next day, Rastus and Liza Jane are sitting there again when Rastus ups and asks her, "Liza Jane, can I look up your dress again?" Well Liza Jane at first refused, but as the day before she then gave in. So Rastus looks up there and seeing no panties he exclaims, again, "Sho is a wonder!"

Well this goes on for a few days when on the last day that Liza Jane would permit Rastus to look up her dress she tells him, "Rastus you can look up my dress but you have to tell me one thing?"

Rastus replies, "What's that?"

"Every time you look up my dress you says, "Sho is a wonder. Sho is a wonder what?"

To which Rastus replies, "Sho is a wonder your guts don't fall out!!"
Rated:3.88 || Votes:8 || Send this to a Friend!
 
Redneck

How do you circumsize a redneck?
You kick his sister in the chin!
Rated:4.88 || Votes:8 || Send this to a Friend!
 
The Scottsman!

What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?

A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!"
The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"
Rated:4.75 || Votes:8 || Send this to a Friend!
 
Two Italian Stallions

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;

"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Denna I come once-a more."

"You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."
Rated:4.38 || Votes:8 || Send this to a Friend!
 
Aussies

Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?

A. Because they are rough on the outside, green on the inside..... and too many of them will give you the shits!
Rated:4.5 || Votes:8 || Send this to a Friend!
 
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13]


Free Lyrics Search || Manual PHP || Open Directory || Gra online || Teksty piosenek || Dowcipy || Lotto || Imiona || Zyczenia || Humor