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What drug was the duck on?

Q: What drug was the duck on?

A: Qwack !

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

A: Sparky!

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A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert.

A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge.

The woman stops and says,
"Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?"

The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's welcome to try.

The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.  read more »

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