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e.t

what is e.t short for?

because he's got short stumpy legs.

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yo mama

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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theodore

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!

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The difference between women and washing machines

Q. What' the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. A washing machine won't chase after you after you dump your load.

Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. Two, if you slice them thinly enough.

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YO MAMA

Yo mama is so fat I had to grease the door and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Joke

Why did the man crosss the road ?
So he could Get a coco pie shop

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yo mama so nasty

yo mama so nasty she uses the oil from the fry daddy to do her hair

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yo momma so poor

yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe on i said yo u lost a shoe she said nope just found one....lol

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Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas!!!!!!!!

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yo momma

yo momma is so stupid when she puts a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

yo momma is so stupid when she asked what kind of jeans r u wearing? i said GUESS.........she said levis??

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