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Lipstick

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

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rude artist

what do you call the artist with the brown fingers.
a: pic-ass-o

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blonde and a brunette

one day there was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street the brunette says to the blonde "oh look a dead bird" so the blond looks up.

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I know how to make people!!!

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says, "First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

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Yo MAMA

Yo mama so poor... she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning!

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yo mama

Yo mama so poor, when you ring her bell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, “DING DONG!”

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moo who

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

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yo mama's face so ulgy!

yo mama's face is so ulgy when hitler saw her he shot himself in the head.

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YO MAMA

Yo mama so poor that when i went over to your house and asked whats for dinner she lit my pockets on fire and said "hot pockets"

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chicken

Why did the chicken cross th road???

To get away from K.F.C a.k.a kentucky fried chicken. ha ha ha ha :)

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