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Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

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Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To!
In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52, tried to cure his sexual impotence by having a penis transplant -- using a donkey as the donor. The wire service Agence France-Presse reported that three times Esirgen brought home a donkey, amputated its sexual organs and appealed in vain for a doctor to perform the operation. Apparently the third time so annoyed his family that his son shot him in the leg.

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Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

To boldy go where no man has gone before!

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.

Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down.  read more »

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What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosuar with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork!

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What county in Ireland hates Kenny?

Q: What county in Ireland hates Kenny ?

A: Killkenny County

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Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"

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What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

What do Roseanne and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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