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This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?"

Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter?"

The Man says, "Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out he's gay."

Joe says, "Man that's terrible," and gives the man his whiskey and beer.

Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar... He walks in and says, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?"

Joe says, "Well hell, what's the matter this time?"  read more »

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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar...

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

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How does a blonde change a lightbulb?

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!

Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.

There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.

When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar windows chime is replaced With a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass," The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall - along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.  read more »

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Why do Irishmen always go home for funerals?

Q: Why do Irishmen always go home for funerals?

A: To make sure it's not them who has died.

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Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

In the end, everybody did it!

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What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

Flaming Lips!

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What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

A good driver.

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What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!

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