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Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.

Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."

Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"

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What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?

What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?
A ho down.

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What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?

Have you seen Ray Charles ' wife ?

Neither has he !

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There was once a young man...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

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Why is Tigger always so dirty?

Why is Tigger always so dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?

Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

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A truck drivers duty

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."  read more »

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Polak Crossed The Road

Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?

A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

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