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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside...

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

Q: What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?

A: Scewed

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

What do polar bears have that no other animal has?

Polar bear babies.

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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter says, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"

The little boy says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck."

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. That's sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks mister," the boy says.  read more »

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A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day

A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, "Dad, am I a pure polar bear—you know, not part black bear, brown bear, or grizzly bear?" "Why no, son. You come from a long line of proud and strong polar bears. Why do you ask?" "Because I’m fuckin’ cold."

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot

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A grey goose walks into a bar

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, " Hey, what's your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" The bartender says, "Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, "You have a drink named Fred?"

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.  read more »

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