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Two Fishermen

Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.  read more »

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What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?

a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They both stink.

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Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

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Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?

Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?

Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".

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What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest?

Icey dead people.

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Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera

Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.

Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."

Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"

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What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?

What do you call Jennifer Lopez falling down the stairs?
A ho down.

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What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?

They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?

Have you seen Ray Charles ' wife ?

Neither has he !

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There was once a young man...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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