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Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!

Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.

There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version.

When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar windows chime is replaced With a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass," The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall - along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs.  read more »

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Why do Irishmen always go home for funerals?

Q: Why do Irishmen always go home for funerals?

A: To make sure it's not them who has died.

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Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

In the end, everybody did it!

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What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

What did the groupie get sleeping with the entire band?

Flaming Lips!

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What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

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What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't?

A good driver.

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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?

A: Winnie the Pooh!

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Scribbled across a restroom wall

Scribbled across a restroom wall:
God is dead - Nietzsche

Underneath that:
Nietzsche is dead - God

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What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?

Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?

A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron?

Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath his apron?

A: Dough-nuts

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