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Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

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Confucius Say

Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road

Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road the the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying ifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny.

The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!"  read more »

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Two lions are walking along the beach.

Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?

Q: What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
A: An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Who dun it?

Who dun it?

You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender...

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "got any bananas?"
He gets thrown out.
He comes in the next day and asks the same thing, "got any bananas?"
Again, he gets the bums rush.
This goes on for several days until the bartender has had enough of this crap and screams,
"If you ever set foot in the bar again, I am gonna nail your stupid feet to the floor and rip your beak off!" Then the duck is thrown out into the street.

The very next day the duck once again enters the bar and walks up to the bartender.
"Hey buddy! Got any bananas?" asks the duck  read more »

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One day in the back woods of West Hollywood

One day in the back woods of West Hollywood, a giant bear was chasing little rabbit.
"Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear.
"Never!" shouted the rabbit.
Well as the rabbit was running he tripped on a lamp. His soft furry foot brushed the lamp and out popped a genie.
The genie noticed the frightened rabbit was being chased by the bear.
The genie said to the bear,"Hey! If you stop chasing him I'll grant you and the rabbit both two wishes!"
The bear agreed and was so eager he jumped to go first. He said, "I wish that a had the biggest penis in the world!"  read more »

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