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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Don't ask us, ask the chicken!

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How do you talk to a fish?

How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.

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What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
DAM!

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Once upon a time there were three little pigs...

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house."

So the stick pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!  read more »

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

A: Lots of room.

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What are the two main political parties in Canada?

Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?

A: Moose and Squirrel

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